I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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