I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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