You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
