I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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