She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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