420 ftw
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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