Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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