when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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