i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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