i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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