Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
please don't ironically join a cult
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