Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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