Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no, he came in my armpit
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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