Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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