remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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