chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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