Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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