I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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