And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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