so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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