I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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