she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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