I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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