Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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