Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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