so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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