He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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