What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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