He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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