Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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