We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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