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I've blown a few things in my day
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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