I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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