I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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