idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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