i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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