I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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