I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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