woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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