toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
...so i touched it.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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