I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The convent might be a nice break from real life
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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