i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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