also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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