are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just cut my nipple shaving
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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