So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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