who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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