Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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