My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
