Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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