what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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